The Magical Spermling Adventure-story for kids

In the whimsical land of Labia, where flowers bloomed in every color of the rainbow and animals were mischievous rascals, a mischievous dragon named Scorch began to wreak havoc. Scorch loved to play tricks on the inhabitants of Labia, hiding their belongings and replacing them with naughty riddles that read "You'll never find it, You’ll never find it, can’t find the clit in Labia Land!" The folks of Labia Land were at their wit's end, and that's when The Local Hag, a wise swamp lady with old long white hair, bright blue eyes, and a long flowing pubic hair, decided to call upon the most unlikely of heroes, the villains: Danii and Rian. Danii, with her hopeless romantic heart, and Rian, with his blue curly hair and emo style, were not your typical heroes, but they were the only ones who could save Labia from Scorch's mischief.